Sacrifices must be made
We had a small talk, and by small I mean it dragged on for two days fully integrated with abundant supplies of awkwardness and guilt. I am moving all my stuff out today, luckily it wasn’t too much, (just some clothing) and my own place is only a few blocks away. She was sad to see me go, and in an attempt to comfort her, I said that I would still be coming to visit all the time. She proceeded to ask that I didn’t take everything away as it would make her very sad. This is when the moment of sacrifice occurred. I don’t know why I did it, perhaps my mind was numb from the 2 day battle. My body was at that very moment positioned so that I was looking directly at it, and my mouth simply blurted out, “Don’t worry, I’ll leave my Xbox360 here.”
Why do you hate me so, mouth. Who is your master, and why does he wish to cause me such unnecessary pain?
Being a man of my words, I am forced to leave you behind today, my cracked and beloved child. I will try to visit you often, but do not worry, for before long I will attempt to rescue you from your predicament.
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lol dude… wtf? i’d let her keep most of my clothes before that happened. hell, she could wash them in her spare time.
i feel like some code of malehood was breached by your actions.
Yea I agree with you AL47, I also feel like I did something morally wrong
Switch it out with a Wii and hope she doesn’t notice.
Wait, take the HD, leave the corpse of the xbox360. Cold, relatively unusable, a reminder of all she abandoned. :-P