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	<title>Undead Astronauts &#187; News</title>
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		<title>Magical glasses</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/08/19/magical-glasses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>尸zed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i don&#8217;t pay for many apps, but this&#8230; this i&#8217;d pay for. perhaps alot. comes out sept.]]></description>
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		<title>Texting = dysgraphia</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/07/29/texting-dysgraphia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>尸zed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://undeadastronauts.com/?p=2319</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[thought this post was interesting. the chinese, it seems, are forgetting how to write. the poster cites his experience in china mentioning that many educated elite can&#8217;t remember how to write relatively simple lexical chunks like &#8220;sneeze&#8221; or 噴嚏, or even &#8220;goodbye&#8221; 再見. what they do is what i noticed flare doing (although he has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese company wants to know, &#8220;Are you dumb?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/07/08/chinese-company-wants-to-know-are-you-dumb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>尸zed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[a chinese company is looking to hire US comp sci grads to work in shanghai, but the grads must first take an IQ test and show they&#8217;re IQ is 125+. US companies aren&#8217;t allowed to require applicants to take a written IQ test, even though some companies make applicants take a test that is very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>But will it cook?</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/04/01/but-will-it-cook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>尸zed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://undeadastronauts.com/?p=1891</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[we&#8217;re into 2010 and this and roomba is the best we can do? let me know when we make one that changes diapers and cooks.]]></description>
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		<title>Another shooting in Huntsville, 10 ppl injured</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/02/12/another-shooting-in-huntsville-10-ppl-injured/</link>
		<comments>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/02/12/another-shooting-in-huntsville-10-ppl-injured/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>尸zed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://undeadastronauts.com/?p=1762</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What the hell is going on over here? Snow is making ppl crazy. Rumors of 10 ppl being taken to the hospital from the UAH shooting. this is the 2nd school shooting in two weeks. the first one happened at a middle school. Update: 3 dead. Shooter was a faculty member who may have been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HK Motors to build plant in south Alabama</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/01/21/hk-motors-to-build-plant-in-south-alabama/</link>
		<comments>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/01/21/hk-motors-to-build-plant-in-south-alabama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slowdown</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://undeadastronauts.com/?p=1670</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Chinese company Hybrid Kinetic Motors announced plans Thursday to construct a new green vehicle manufacturing plant in south Alabama, bringing 5,000 jobs to the state. In a press conference with Gov. Bob Riley, the Alabama Development Office and state legislators, HK Motors Chairman Yung “Benjamin” Yeung said his firm chose the state because of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Doctors Are Abandoning Medicare</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/01/17/why-doctors-are-abandoning-medicare/</link>
		<comments>http://undeadastronauts.com/2010/01/17/why-doctors-are-abandoning-medicare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 17:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slowdown</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://undeadastronauts.com/?p=1657</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Physicians will not be bullied into bankruptcy. Our system needs reform, but what&#8217;s being hammered out in Washington is not the answer. Two weeks ago the Mayo Clinic shocked the nation when it closed the doors of one of its Arizona clinics to patients on Medicare. Just this past June President Obama himself praised Mayo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What chinese media is saying about tiger woods crash</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2009/12/01/what-chinese-media-is-saying-about-tiger-woods-crash/</link>
		<comments>http://undeadastronauts.com/2009/12/01/what-chinese-media-is-saying-about-tiger-woods-crash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>尸zed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://undeadastronauts.com/?p=1552</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[gotta love how woods is driving a minivan and looks like a plushtoy.]]></description>
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		<title>Gotta love live twitter</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2009/12/01/gotta-love-live-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://undeadastronauts.com/2009/12/01/gotta-love-live-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>尸zed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this pic was from a live twitter feed around mobile and caused the suspension of the station&#8217;s general manager and news director.]]></description>
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		<title>NSA involved in Windows 7 security</title>
		<link>http://undeadastronauts.com/2009/11/19/nsa-involved-in-windows-7-security/</link>
		<comments>http://undeadastronauts.com/2009/11/19/nsa-involved-in-windows-7-security/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>尸zed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the nsa says it&#8217;s been involved w/ microsoft in designing security measures against hackers in windows 7. and this is neither the first time nor the only OS vendor it has helped. the nsa was involved in vista&#8217;s design and has consulted w/ apple, sun, red hat, symantec, mcafee and intel. i&#8217;m not usually a [...]]]></description>
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