Need a semi-hot wife? Go to Guangdong.
Coincidentally happening at the same time as much emo about the state of women, I present 8 desperate women in Guangzhou who have decided the best way to get a hubby is to give a semi anonymous burlesque dance in public. At least some appear to match criteria 1 to a degree, as far as wearing masques goes. I would question criteria 2, given that they’re dancing in the streets in their lingerie, but your mileage may vary.
Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3708404.html
There are some more images on Sankaku apparently.